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Why you should always pay your webdesigners!

juan — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:13:42 +0000

LatinStarMag.com decided not to pay their web designers, and after 7 months they are got tired of the lies and promises.

Below are the results.

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I Can Haz Logo?

juan — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:13:08 +0000

After a year long hiatus (A.K.A. payin the bills), CGP is coming back, and we even have a new look. MoveableType killed itself so the blog’s on WordPress now. There’s a new design, and a kick-ass new logo thanks to BeskOne at BigRedSquirrel. All the old posts from the old site have been imported but comments didnt make it. The old site will stay up just cause I’m lazy. Look for new posts coming soon! -CGP fo Life-

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Remembering Pluto

BlackFly — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:57:09 +0000

My friends over at Handsome Donkey have released a new video about the decline of everyones favorite junior planet.
Clyde Tombaugh must be rolling in his grave.

WPvideo 1.10

Download!

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Buy Me Kraftwerk’s Prototype Vocoder

KRS Juan — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:34:43 +0000

Musicthing pointed out this awesome eBay auction.

“The mother of all transistorized vocoders, prototype of early 70Â´s custom built for german electronic duo of that period:

documented by back cover photo of KW’s album “Ralf & Florian” and in some part in the artwork on inside sleeve.

The device was used for two studio productions, title “Ananas Symphonie” including synthetic vocals and rhythm track in conjunction with lapsteel guitar and rhythm machine , as well for “Kristallo” with rhythm machine and EMS-Synth.

Later used to sound the KW’s intro for “Autobahn”

The vocoder contains 12 analysis and synthesis filter channels, 2 compressors for speech or carrier signal and excitation signal inputs, voiced /unvoiced detector and switch board for filter-matrix.

It was conceived , built and constructed by electronic engineers in the area of Physikalisch-Technische BundesAnstalt (PTB) Braunschweig, Dipl.Ing P.Leunig and Dipl.Ing. K.Obermayer.

Later the well known german music studio engineering and supplier company R.Barth K.G.,Hamburg, Germany, boiled down the know-how gained from this project into so called MUSICODER which was produced in small quantities. “

A great peice of music history. Damn I want it!

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Blown up G4

BlackFly — Wed, 10 May 2006 18:00:43 +0000

So this guy ~~scammed~~ whined on the internet for a year until people donated enough money for him to buy a G5, then blew up his G4 with a few redneck friends.

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Oprah luvs the Pr0n

BlackFly — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 20:07:33 +0000

When I stopped laughing I had to snap a cameraphone shot of this billboard.

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DTV – Like Podcasts for Video

KRS Juan — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 15:51:51 +0000

The Copyfight Ninjas at DownHillBattle have released a beta of DTV for the Mac

“Internet TV is Open and Independent
DTV is a new, free and open-source platform for internet television and video. An intuitive interface lets users subscribe to channels, watch video, and build a video library. Our publishing software lets you broadcast full-screen video to thousands of people at virtually no cost. The project is non-profit, free and open source, and built on open standards……”

Download it and join the revolution.

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j-cap 0wns u!

halfie — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 14:12:58 +0000

j-cap hollas out to all you biatches. 105 mutha @#$! the gauntlet has been thrown down.

when it comes to high skorin; i look at all yall and i’m all like boost mobile, “where you at?!?!”

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Theif Caught by WebCam

BlackFly — Thu, 17 Feb 2005 14:54:53 +0000

After getting robbed once, this crafty Britt setup a webcam with motion detection software, and caught the thief when he returned to rob the guy again. The thief took the PC, but since the images were being uploaded online, police were able to use the photo’s to prosecute and convict the criminal.

“This man’s name is Ben Park. He broke in to my flat in the South of Cambridge on Friday 4th February 2005. I had a video camera with motion detection software set up on my computer. It captured these images of him.

The police identified him from the photos, and on 15th February 2005, he was sentenced to 11 months in prison by Cambridge Magistrates’ Court. The police tell me that he is a career burglar, and has been in prison for burglary twice before. He should have been dealt with by the Crown Court, and received a much longer sentence. There is something very wrong with a justice system that permits a repeat offender like this to get away with such a light sentence. “

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Rick James is Dead Biatch

BlackFly — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 18:16:06 +0000

Superfreak Rick James is dead at age 56. No autopsy has yet been performed but his publicist is claiming natural causes. WHAT?!@# Decades of drug abuse, women abuse (including burning a woman’s genitals with a crack pipe), and living the life of a superfreak is hardley natural. Dave Chappelle has yet to comment.

Now come here and show Charlie Murphy your titties!

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